GOODBYE FUCK ONCE THIS DESCRIPTIVE BAD WORD WAS SELDOM IF EVER HEARD WE SAVED THIS GREAT CURSE FOR ANGST AT ITS WORST SPOKEN UNDER ONE’S BREATH WAS PREFERRED NOW USED IN CASUAL GREETINGS AS WELL AS PTA MEETINGS IT’S BANDIED ABOUT AND LOST ALL ITS CLOUT ITS TABOO WAS CERTAINLY FLEETING I’M NOT REALLY PASSING THE BUCK I’VE TRIED, BUT RAN OUT OF LUCK AT FINDING AN UTTERANCE WORTHY OF MUTTERANCE TO REPLACE THE ONCE TREASURED ‘FUCK’