What's His Grip?

A PROFESSIONAL GRIFTER NAMED TRUMP
SEES THE WHOLE WORLD AS HIS CHUMPS
WHAT IS THIS GUY’S TRIP?
WHAT IS THIS GUY’S GRIP?
WHY IS IT HE YELLS AND THEY JUMP?

TRUMP KNOWS WHO HAS WHAT, AND ON WHO
AND KEEPS EM IN LINE WITH A GLUE
OF THREATS THAT HE’LL SPILL
THEIR WELL GUARDED SWILL
AND EXPOSE WHAT THEY’VE HIDDEN FROM VIEW

HIS CONGRESSIONAL COHERTS MAY FEAR
FOR LOVED ONES THEY HOLD VERY DEAR
OR PERHAPS HE KNOWS SMUT
THAT KEEPS THEIR MOUTHS SHUT
THERE’S SOMETHING, IT’S BECOME VERY CLEAR

THIS GUY IS A MASTER AT LYING
OF THAT THERE’LL BE NO DENYING
MR. TRUMPS MAGA GROUPS
DON’T WANT TO FEEL DUPED
SO CONTINUE TO BUY WHAT HE’S PLYING

BUT MAYBE TRUMP TOO HAS A FEAR
PUTIN CERTAINLY DOES HAVE HIS EAR
IF HE VALUES HIS WIFE
OR HIS VERY LIFE
HE’D BEST KEEP THAT ENEMY NEAR

SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THIS GUY
WHO THINKS THE RULES DON’T APPLY
TO HE AND HIS CRONIES
WE SHOULD CALL OUT ‘BALONY’
AND GIVE SOME COMEUPPANCE A TRY…..